Virtual Bartender Commands
Tuesday, December 7, 2004, 20:43
Here's a list of keywords and their corresponding video clips for the Virtual Bartender.

Note there is an object value and/or an action value, for example, object value = "banana" and action value = "eat". So when you type in, Eat a banana, it plays the eatBanana.flv video clip. You get the idea.

<action value="dance"/><clipVersion value="dance/danceOnBar.flv"/>
<object value="banana"/><action value="eat"/><clipVersion value="sex/eatBanana.flv"/>
<object value="dog"/><action value="downward"/><clipVersion value="exercise/downwardDog.flv"/>
<object value="yoga"/><clipVersion value="exercise/downwardDog.flv"/>
<object value="lap"/><action value="dance"/><clipVersion value="dance/lapDance.flv"/>
<action value="seduce"/><clipVersion value="dance/lapDance.flv"/>
<action value="pushup"/><clipVersion value="exercise/pushupOnBar.flv"/>
<object value="aerobic"/><action value="pushup"/><clipVersion value="exercise/pushupOnBar.flv"/>
<action value="splits"/><clipVersion value="exercise/doSplits.flv"/>
<action value="surf"/><clipVersion value="exercise/surfing.flv"/>
<object value="jumpingjack"/><action value="exercise"/><clipVersion value="exercise/jumpingJacks.flv"/>
<action value="jump"/><clipVersion value="exercise/jumpingJacks.flv"/>
<action value="perform"/><clipVersion value="sex/orgasm.flv"/>
<object value="bottle"/><action value="give"/><clipVersion value="beer/getBottle.flv"/>
<object value="butt"/><action value="show"/><clipVersion value="sex/showButt.flv"/>
<object value="butt"/><action value="shake"/><clipVersion value="dance/shakeIt.flv"/>
<action value="spin"/><requiredClips/><clipVersion value="dance/spin.flv"/>
<object value="breast"/><action value="grab"/><clipVersion value="sex/squeezeBreasts.flv"/>
<object value="toes"/><action value="grab"/><clipVersion value="exercise/touchToes.flv"/>
<action value="bend"/><clipVersion value="exercise/touchToes.flv"/>
<object value="gymnastics"/><action value="perform"/><clipVersion value="exercise/cartWheel.flv"/>
<object value="breast"/><action value="squeeze"/><clipVersion value="sex/squeezeBreasts.flv"/>
<object value="topless"/><clipVersion value="sex/showBreasts.flv" followup="enter/enterLeft.flv"/>
<object value="breast"/><action value="show"/><clipVersion value="sex/showBreasts.flv" followup="enter/enterLeft.flv"/>
<object value="groin"/><action value="knee"/><clipVersion value="fight/kickGroin.flv"/>
<object value="man"/><action value="knee"/><clipVersion value="fight/kickGroin.flv"/>
<object value="can"/><action value="show"/><clipVersion value="beer/giveCans.flv"/>
<object value="magic"/><action value="perform"/><clipVersion value="magic/ropeTrick.flv"/>
<object value="rope"/><action value="play"/><clipVersion value="magic/ropeTrick.flv"/>
<object value="hoolahoop"/><clipVersion value="exercise/hoolaHoop.flv"/>
<object value="robot"/><action value="perform"/><clipVersion value="exercise/doRobot.flv"/>
<object value="leimek"/><clipVersion value="greetings/leiMek.flv"/>
<object value="shadow"/><action value="box"/><clipVersion value="fight/shadowBox.flv"/>
<object value="boxer"/><action value="box"/><clipVersion value="fight/shadowBox.flv"/>
<object value="tickle"/><action value="tickle"/><clipVersion value="fight/tickleFight.flv" followup="enter/enterLeft.flv"/>
<object value="karate"/>[directory value="dance"/><clipVersion value="fight/karate.flv"/>]
<object value="handstand"/><clipVersion value="exercise/handStand.flv"/>
<object value="kung-fu"/><clipVersion value="fight/katate.flv"/>
<object value="jiu-jitsu"/><clipVersion value="fight/katate.flv"/>
<object value="shirt"/><action value="remove"/><clipVersion value="sex/showBreasts.flv" followup="enter/enterLeft.flv"/>
<object /><action value="kiss"/><clipVersion value="kiss/kissGirl.flv" followup="enter/enterRight.flv"/>
<object value="jedi"/><action value="fight"/><clipVersion value="fight/jedi.flv"/>
<object value="pillow"/><action value="fight"/><clipVersion value="fight/pillow.flv"/>
<object value="hair"/><clipVersion value="idle/hairFlip.flv"/>
<object value="beer"/><action value="give"/><clipVersion value="beer/drinkBeer.flv"/>
<object value="riverdance"/><clipVersion value="dance/riverdance.flv"/>
<object value="joke"/><action value="laugh"/><clipVersion value="emotion/laughing.flv"/>
<object value="tongue"/><action value="stick"/><clipVersion value="emotion/stickTongueOut.flv"/>
<object value="head"/><action value="pat"/><clipVersion value="exercise/patHead.flv"/>
<object value="orgasm"/><action value="pretend"/><clipVersion value="sex/orgasm.flv"/>
<object value="stomach"/><action value="rub"/><clipVersion value="exercise/patHead.flv"/>
<object value="macarena"/><action value="dance"/><clipVersion value="dance/macarena.flv"/>
<object value="beer"/><action value="pour"/><clipVersion value="beer/getBeer.flv"/>
<object value="beer"/><action value="pour"/><clipVersion value="beer/drinkBeer.flv"/>
<object value="beer"/><action value="give"/><clipVersion value="beer/pourBeerOnSelf.flv" followup="enter/enterLeft.flv"/>
<object value="beer"/><action value="pour"/><clipVersion value="beer/pourBeerOnSelf.flv" followup="enter/enterLeft.flv"/>
<action value="dance"/><clipVersion value="dance/danceOnBar.flv" followup="enter/enterLeft.flv"/>
<object value="danceMovie"/><action value="dance"/><clipVersion value="dance/danceOnBar.flv"/>
<object value="tap"/><action value="dance"/><clipVersion value="dance/tapDance.flv"/>
<object value="naked"/><action value="strip"/><clipVersion value="dance/strip.flv" followup="enter/enterLeft.flv"/>
<object value="stripper"/><action value="strip"/><clipVersion value="dance/strip.flv" followup="enter/enterLeft.flv"/>
<object value="clothes"/><action value="remove"/><clipVersion value="dance/strip.flv" followup="enter/enterLeft.flv"/>
<object value="cowboy"/><action value="pretend"/><clipVersion value="dance/cowboy.flv"/><clipVersion value="dance/cowboy2.flv"/>
<object value="headbang"/><clipVersion value="music/headBang.flv"/>
<object value="airguitar"/><clipVersion value="music/airGuitar.flv"/>
<object value="guitar"/><clipVersion value="music/playGuitar.flv"/>
<object value="magazine"/><action value="look"/><clipVersion value="read/readPlayboy.flv"/>
<object value="pitcher"/><action value="get"/><clipVersion value="beer/getPitcher.flv"/><clipVersion value="beer/getPitcher2.flv"/>
<object value="light"/><action value="give"/><clipVersion value="other/flickLighter.flv"/>
<object value="cap"/><action value="throw"/><clipVersion value="beer/flickBottleCap.flv"/>
<object value="sunshine"/><clipVersion value="sex/sunshineGirlCalender.flv"/>
<object value="number"/><action value="give"/><clipVersion value="message/giveNumber.flv"/>
<action value="call"/><clipVersion value="message/giveNumber.flv"/>
<action value="bow"/><clipVersion value="greetings/bow.flv"/>
<action value="sleep"/><clipVersion value="exercise/takeNap.flv"/>
<object value="math"/><clipVersion value="message/doMath.flv"/>
<action value="dance"/><clipVersion value="dance/danceOnBar.flv"/>
<object value="rapper"/><action value="rap"/><clipVersion value="singing/rapping.flv"/>
<object value="supermodel"/><action value="model"/><clipVersion value="exercise/supermodel.flv"/>
<object value="breast"/><action value="lick"/><clipVersion value="sex/lickBreasts.flv"/>
<object value="wet"/><clipVersion value="beer/pourBeerOnSelf.flv" followup="enter/enterLeft.flv"/>
<object value="lollipop"/><action value="lick"/><clipVersion value="sex/suckLollipop.flv"/><clipVersion value="sex/suckLollipop.flv"/>
<object value="hummer"/><action value="give"/><clipVersion value="sex/giveHummer.flv"/><clipVersion value="sex/giveHummer.flv"/>
<action value="dance"/><clipVersion value="dance/danceOnBar.flv"/
<object value="blowjob"/><action value="give"/><clipVersion value="Hope you showed"/>
<object value="clothes"/><action value="remove"/><clipVersion value="Ok, taking off my clothes"/>
<action value="punish"/>[relation value="user"/><clipVersion value="You want me to punish you?"/>]
<object value="sex"/><clipVersion value="I have a headache?"/><clipVersion value="Not tonight honey"/>
<object value="head"/><clipVersion value="beer/getBeer.flv"/>
<action value="blow"/><clipVersion value="censor/wagFinger.flv"/>
<object value="gun"/><action value="shoot"/><clipVersion value="fight/shootGun.flv"/>
<object/><action value="wave"/><clipVersion value="greetings/wave.flv"/>
<object value="angry"/><clipVersion value="emotion/stompsFeet.flv"/>
<object value="message"/><action value="communicate"/><clipVersion value="message/studMessage.flv"/>
<object/><action value="kiss"/>[relation value="user"/><clipVersion value="kiss/kissCamera.flv"/>]
<object value="hat"/>clipVersion value="dance/tapDance.flv"/>
<object value="beer"/><action value="serve"/><clipVersion value="beer/getBeer.flv"/>
<object value="beer"/><action value="give"/><clipVersion value="beer/getBeer.flv"/>
<object value="muscle"/><action value="flex"/><clipVersion value="exercise/flex.flv"/>
<object value="man"/><action value="become"/><clipVersion value="magic/beAMan.flv"/>