When money plays no role...
Friday, November 19, 2004, 03:44 - Humor
A couple of men are at the golfclub preparing for a round of golf, when a mobile rings. One of them answers the phone and the others cannot help but overhear the conversation, which goes as follows:

HE: Hello?
SHE: Hey honey, it's me... Are you at the golfclub?
HE: Yes, I am.
SHE: I went shopping and saw a great leather coat, but it costs $4000.
HE: Well, if you really like it you should buy it whatever the price is.
SHE: Great! Thanks. By the way, when I passed the Mercedes dealer I saw a great car! But it costs $80,000
HE: Well, it's fine with me. But for that price I want all accessories included.
SHE: All right! And you know, that great house we were looking at? It's back on the market and now they are asking $950,000
HE: OK, put in an offer of 900,000. But now I gotta go tee off.
SHE: Oh thanks, you're the best!

The man hangs up the phone. As he sees the bewildered looks on the faces of the others, he asks "Does anyone know who's mobile this is?"

Keep Smilin'
Sunday, November 14, 2004, 22:16 - Humor

Had to include this one.... I don't recall where I got this, as it is a couple of years old. If you are the copyright holder, please contact me.